The floating bully's

Steve and Sean flew of to space from some extremely inflatable chicken nuggets.Some aliens in Jupiter the dopiest of all aliens shot Steve his explosion was so big that Sean was blown to Mars and some goofy guards made him there king. They offered him Mars bars to eat. He ate so much he floated back down with all the heaviness and he landed on a plane.Jake,Blake and Reagan jumped off the plane in fright then from the Big Bang the chicken nuggets rained down upon them. As for Steve, he fell down to earth and landed  in the ocean suddenly the fish started to eat the chicken nuggets and fly off to space then the chickens saw the fish flying and they learned to fly so they flew out to space and died  to eat so they all died and there was no more chicken nuggets and the aliens ate fish n chicken for the rest of their lives. The end.

Swimming assessment

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

'Twas the century before Christmas, and all through the mansion,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a dung beetle.
The pairs of pants were hung by the sofa with care,
In hopes that St. Blake soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their refrigerators,
While visions of sugar-corn dogs danced in their ears.
And uncle in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the desk to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
praised open the shutters, and shot up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave the luster of mid-millennium to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear?
But a green pizza, and eight tiny cats.
With a little old driver, so lively and rottin,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Blake.
More rapid than kittens his cats they came,
And he whistled, and poked, and called them by name;
"Now, Dasher! Now, Thomas! Now, Hot Dog and Vixen!
On, Dude! On Chicken! On, Sock and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the yellow snow!
Now burp away! Burp away! Burp away all!"
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof,
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the sofa St. Blake came with a bound.
His eyes -- how they fell! His dimples, how yum!
His toenails were like dogs, his armpit like a prune!
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work,
And filled all the pairs of pants, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his head aside of his hand,
And giving a nod, up the sofa he rose.
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a boom,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good century!"

-- "'Twas the Night Before Christmas," corrupted and abridged.

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Frosty the chocolate-man
Was a/an yum, disscusting soul
With a corncob hay and a button toughing
And two eyes made out of icecream.
Frosty the snowman-man was a/an smelly tale, they say.
He was made of chicken wraps, but the children know
How he came to queenstown one day.
There must have been some magic
In that old shoes they found,
For when they placed it on his flesh,
He began to pooping around.
Frosty the snowman-man
Was alive as he could be,
And the pig say he could eating and destroying,
Just the same as thomas and me.

"Evacuate the building immediately repeat Evacuate the building this is not a drill!" he screamed.

The fishing trip

One windy day in Christchurch my family and I went to the beach.As soon as my little sister saw the water she ran as fast as her small legs could run. In fact she ran so fast that she tripped and face planted on the sand. She was ok though. Dad got out the fishing rods my mum dad and I have surf casters and my little sister has a bait rod. Bait rods are way smaller than surfcasters. Bait rods are used for fishing on a boat because the line is shorter. Surfcasters are meant for casting from a beach . Anyway there were too many people in the water so we went further down and we across a dinghy it was in good condition so we paddled out to sea. Then the worst thing that could happen happened that we were in a fast flowing rip and it had taken us far out to sea. Boom! Crack! We hit a sharp rock
the small dingh was sinking. At the front of the boat there were four life jackets, a flare and a beacon. We put our yellow life jackets on, dipped the beacon in the water and waited. One long minute past the boat had sunk completely and we were bobbing up and down in the water. The red rescue helicopter hovered above us. Boom dad let off the flare. In an instant the helicopter dropped down a ladder everybody climbed aboard we were safe.

Remember life jackets save lives!

The plucker